Drew decided that he was a lemon for a couple of weeks. He kept himself amused all the time jumping in and out of a gin and tonic. He found a small lake that thought it was a gin and tonic, and jumped in and out of that. At least he thinks it thought it was a gin and tonic. He may have been imagining it. Drew was born on May Day with a bottle of Jägermeister. He is a currently majoring history and minoring in anthropology, since those are totally applicable in real life, so he will be qualified to be a hobo. His twitter is @DWKM.

Opening quote adapted from “Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy” by Douglas Adams. READ IT OR BURN IN THE FIRE OF 1000 SUNS!