Posts Tagged ‘cylon’

I decided to take a look at the visitor stats for this site today and I must say, the “top searches” section is quite amusing. The top three searches that lead people to Wasted Degrees are apparently (in reverse order):

• “24 cylon”
• “grandpa’s pancake house”
• “blue pancake disease”

I’m sorry, but what the hell is “blue pancake disease”? Why would anyone search for it? I just though I’d share that with everyone, give them all a brief moment of levity. Also give them a sneak peak of what I absolutely have to name next week’s 24 liveblog. So now you know why it will be named thus. And knowing is half the battle.

One last thing: our lawyers have advised us to remind any children that may be reading that if a half naked man comes running up to you, run the other way as fast as you possibly can.

Also, if you’re a parent and your kid managed to build himself a tree-house without help, you’re a terrible fucking parent, and should probably put your kid up for adoption before you do any more harm.